Dear !shihachii (https://www.deviantart.com/shihachii)
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes outside of Chicago and I saw you castrate my best friend. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand how boring you are. I'm returning the pictures of LA to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about our friendship.
Your everlasting enemy, Nollit
I've done what you said, my sweet Allie, but it doesn't fit that much, don't you think? =p Oh, and by the way, STOP CASTRATING MY BEST FRIENDS GODDAMNED!
To the ones that want to fill