Nollit

Just a little journal to celebrate the summer
And complaining about the heat -_- Christ it's hot...
Enjoy the summer!

Hi everyone who reads this! ^^

Yaaaaay I finally have an avatar! It's so cute! A skull with kitty ears, fits me just right ^^
And I have to thank the awesome for making this, she offered me this lovely thingie
I love you!

Also, my exams are done and the results are good, so I can go to the next year without problems! (A good friend of mine has less luck, he has to double his year... I feel so sorry for him, he's not happy about it)
It's time for vacation! Two weeks in France and a music camp are on the program, and of course see my friends who live a bit further than me and who I can only see during the holidays.
So hello there my pretty people, I will stalk you for 2 months. Beware.

I wish you all a very nice vacation, enjoy it and make fun

Bye! x

Dear
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it when I changed tennis shoes  outside of Chicago and I saw you castrate  my best friend. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand how boring you are. I'm returning the pictures of LA to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I  told in my confession today about our friendship.

Your everlasting enemy, Nollit



I've done what you said, my sweet Allie, but it doesn't fit that much, don't you think?  Oh, and by the way, STOP CASTRATING MY BEST FRIENDS GODDAMNED!

To the ones that want to fill in this meme, here you go:
Dear -icon of the person who tagged you-
I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12____, -Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My pen pal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Over joyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbor Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - F*ck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Enjoy!

(Explanation title: lately I feel the need to say Dr. Zoidbergs famous "whoopwhoopwhoop". Don't mind me ^^')
Okay, so a few weeks ago I was tagged by the great But my brains decided to keep delaying it  Sorry Pence, but here it is now! Hurray!
Rules:
1. You have to post the rules
2. No tag backs.
3. You have to choose 10 people and post them in your journal.
4. Answer the questions that the tagged gave you and make up new questions for the people you tag.
5. Go to their page and tell them you tagged them.
6. Post 10 things about yourself.

10 things about myself:
1. I study Latin-maths (and I suck at maths XD)
2. I play the cello
3. I eat (dry) cornflakes like if it were crisps; it's damn yummy
4. I have no idea if anything I wrote is grammatically correct
5. My favourite groups are System of A Down and Sum 41
6. I'm hungry
7. I'm a disaster when it comes to technology. When it becomes difficult, I ask someone who understands this evil computer to do it for me and put TeamViewer on. I'm horrible ^^"
8. One wall in my room is light green, two walls are yellow. Colour!
9. For some reason there is a giant green tooth brush next to me. Welcome to the strange side of my room
10. I have eight Venetian masks (not all of them are real Venetian) hanging above my bed. I think they're pretty awesome  Some people find it scary, other keep staring at it because they fell in love with it.

Pence's questions:
1. Why did they take the hobbits to Isengard?
To drink a cup of tea with Saruman and talk about lovely stuff

2. What's something that you want to accomplish in the New Year?
Stay happy!

3. If you could make a sequel to any game/movie/show, what would it be and what would happen?
Naah, a sequel doen't have the the feeling of the first one, that's why I don't like sequels (accept if it has ended with a cliffhanger and YOU HAVE TO WATCH o.O)

4. If you could trade places with any fictional character for a day, who would you be?
Good question... This is a hard one! Dammit Pence, why would let me think so hard! Not fair!
... *thinks very deep, left eye starts to twitch* ...
I'll take Garfield! *badam-tss*
Oh come on, one day of just sleeping, eating and have the skills to make brilliant jokes, who would refuse THAT?

5. What is your best feature?
Eeeeh do I even have a good one?
I think Teacup, but the picture I uploaded isn't really that clear, it's kinda messy. Should I upload a more clear one?

6. What's the hardest decision in gaming that you have had to make?
I don't game... But it would probably be: "what shall I do: kill myself or try to survive for 3 seconds?"

7. If you could master one form of art, which would you choose?
Drawning. Or writing poetry (no comment)
AAH can't choose! I want to be good at both

8. Zombie apocalypse time! Choose one real person and one fictional character to be your team!
Zombie apocalypse? Hmmm... I need a good fighter who knows stuff about nature and killing...
I know! I'll take a talking tiger!
And real person? Hm, well, probably my boyfriend, but if he's a zombie/dead, I'll take my best friend, then I can have some entertaining talks during the scary apocalypse. He'll understand. (He'll have to)

9. Favourite song of AWL TIME!
Best of me - Sum 41
I love that song so much... *presses "play" for 10th time that day*  Listen to it!

10. Define yourself in one word
Heleen.  

My questions!
1. Am I the only one who thinks very hard on the things she (or he, you know what I mean) post about herself because she thinks she doesn't have something that sounds interesting?
2. Aha. Well, at least is it time to eat now! FOOOOOD! What's your food addiction/favourite food?
3. Oh, before I forget, how was your day? ^^
4. Great! (Now I hope you said yes) What is your first thought after seeing this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yYZa-…
5. Haha Most of the people think "wtf?" By the way, you're halfway! (Hell yeah it rhymes)
6. Number 6: What was the last movie you saw? Was it good? Should I see it? Or have I already seen it? (In that case: high five! Last movie I saw was Sleep Hollow, and before that The Hobbit)
7. Top 3 favourite websites!
8. I hope for you DeviantART was in it, or else you're banned forever... *very scary and intimidating look*  Okay, now, take the closest book/magazine/prescription/thing with text on and read the first word you see
9. Hm, interesting... At what music are you listening at the moment?
10. Okay, that's all for today. Did you have fun with the tag?

Victims:
Sorry dude, these are the consequences of watching me
My turn to tag!
I know I've already tagged you once and that you've been tagged a lot lately, but my questions are fun! *cough cough*

I'm a little late, but here it is: HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!

Enjoy your vacation & if you have to study: good luck, I'll think about you!

cheers xx